Wow, I know I’m kinkier than most redditors… so if he was good looking, I’d have to try it!
Ok, so my worst first e-mail, back a few months ago when I was active on OKCupid. So, I’m a black, Christian woman and my profile says that I would prefer to date a Christian guy (race/ethnicity doesn’t matter). Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not the Santorum like Christian… I LOVE Obama, think the government needs to stay out of a woman’s vagina, and I’m bisexual myself. I get a message that seemed kinda off, but it piqued my interest. So I explore the guys profile… turns out he is a white supremicist from a southern state who hates big government. He is also looking for a woman who is 100% virginal to submit to him. I was like “Is this a joke? A trap? Or did this guy fall down and smack his lil head on the ground before he logged into OKCupid today?” So I send him a polite e-mail back pointing out our differences… he responds back, and I’m paraphrasing, saying that he recognizes that he is of a superior race, but because I look pure in my profile picture he’s willing to make an exception. Now am I willing to enter a relationship where I am headed by a man completely?
I never responded back… but got tons of txts from my friends asking me if I was gonna date the klansman for shits and giggles.
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I’m a guy, so the experience is probably a little different for us versus women. I’d rate my looks at average/slightly above average, I have a great job, own a home, a car, no debt, etc.. Nothing outlandish in my profile or anything to freak someone out. I think of myself as a pretty solid catch…
Anyway, I was on Match.com and saw a woman and thought “she seems cool - let’s shoot her a message and say ‘hi’…”. I get a reply saying the following:
“You seem like a really nice guy with a lot to offer, but no thanks. I would also like to advise you to know your ballpark and check out women in the same league as yourself. You might have a better time.”
I didn’t know who she was (nor did I want to anymore…) but damn - that one took a bit to shake-off.
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This arrived in my inbox from a “gentleman” of the interweb
im just gonna be really upfront. Please don’t get offended because I mean no disrespect. Im just gonna lay my cards on the table. This is what I want from you….
I want to take you out a date and make all of the guys jealous because i’m with the hottest girl in the building. Then I want to take you out to a restaurant and order your food for you because Im just alpha like that.
Then I want you to give me a blowjob while im driving home. When we get back to the house, I want to take a bubble bath with you while we listen to the soulful sounds of Adele.
Then I want to dry you off, carry you to the bed, lotion your body and screw your brains out for 3-4 hours. I want you to scream so loud that my neighbors call the police because they think we’re having a domestic dispute
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