July 2012
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The weird part is ...
This is going to sound weird but you look really familiar. Actually that’s not the weird part, sacramento is ridiculously small and incestuous. the weird part is I think i met you while i was on acid (ya know, in the name of science) and if you are the same person, you really calmed me down so thanks!
Cactusgun via Reddit.com
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Sitting on the beach
“if you were sitting on the beach and you realised after a while you had been accidently sitting on me cos i had been buried in the sand with just my face above the surface would u get up or stay sitting?”
almestra via reddit.com
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Only sexy thing about you
“The only sexy thing about you is your vagina, shame you don’t have a photo of that up”
Sleeping_Fox via reddit.com
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Grow your hair out
“you should grow your hair out so i can pull on it while i fuck you also what are some good tips for going vegetarian?”
marginwalkers via reddit.com
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Lesbian trapped in a man's body
“hi , would you consider a lesbian trapped in a man’s body? i’m 6’ 4”, blonde, lots of love to give and hard cock to put love inside your body with, i am euro style guy so you’ll feel loved whether you are chatting with me on the beach or on your knees felating me and asking me if your tongue makes my man head feel good! Hot yang love is better than being...
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Blowjob maybe?
I just mailed you and this is crazy but here’s my ding-dong so blowjob maybe?
ShortbusOK via Reddit.com
Family Affairs
You’re cousins with Ray too?
-Stew
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White supremicist
Wow, I know I’m kinkier than most redditors… so if he was good looking, I’d have to try it!
Ok, so my worst first e-mail, back a few months ago when I was active on OKCupid. So, I’m a black, Christian woman and my profile says that I would prefer to date a Christian guy (race/ethnicity doesn’t matter). Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not the Santorum like...
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Shut up and do what I tell you
“SHUT UP. Do what I tell you. I’m not interested.
… These are just some of the things you’ll be hearing if you answer this ad. I’m an idiot and I don’t care about anyone but myself.
PS NO DOGS”
GoldenMKZ via reddit.com
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Out of my league
I’m a guy, so the experience is probably a little different for us versus women. I’d rate my looks at average/slightly above average, I have a great job, own a home, a car, no debt, etc.. Nothing outlandish in my profile or anything to freak someone out. I think of myself as a pretty solid catch…
Anyway, I was on Match.com and saw a woman and thought “she seems cool -...
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I'm just alpha like that
This arrived in my inbox from a “gentleman” of the interweb
im just gonna be really upfront. Please don’t get offended because I mean no disrespect. Im just gonna lay my cards on the table. This is what I want from you….
I want to take you out a date and make all of the guys jealous because i’m with the hottest girl in the building. Then I want to take you out to a...