Why I Didnt Reply

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Warp speed ahead!

This is going to sound weird but you look really familiar. Actually that’s not the weird part, sacramento is ridiculously small and incestuous. the weird part is I think i met you while i was on acid (ya know, in the name of science) and if you are the same person, you really calmed me down so thanks!

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“if you were sitting on the beach and you realised after a while you had been accidently sitting on me cos i had been buried in the sand with just my face above the surface would u get up or stay sitting?”

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“The only sexy thing about you is your vagina, shame you don’t have a photo of that up”

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“you should grow your hair out so i can pull on it while i fuck you also what are some good tips for going vegetarian?”

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“hi , would you consider a lesbian trapped in a man’s body? i’m 6’ 4”, blonde, lots of love to give and hard cock to put love inside your body with, i am euro style guy so you’ll feel loved whether you are chatting with me on the beach or on your knees felating me and asking me if your tongue makes my man head feel good! Hot yang love is better than being exploited by yin lumps who have no physical or spiritual ability to give you love! bye for now and have a great day!”

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I just mailed you
and this is crazy 
but here’s my ding-dong
so blowjob maybe?

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You’re cousins with Ray too?

-Stew